OFFICIAL GERBIL WORLD CUP STANDINGS
Scotland.................17
Morocco.................12
Brazil..............….....11
Netherlands......…....9
Australia..........……..8
Haiti................……...6
Turkey..............….....5
Paraguay...........…...4
ADDITIONAL AWARDS
Most Impressive Slide...........……………………………………………..………..Australia
Loudest Supporters..............…………………….……...…….…..……………….Scotland
Best Flag Waving................……………….……...……...……….…………….….Morocco
Most Confusing Tactical Innovation………….……...…………………….Brazil
Most Mud Acquired Per Player....………………….……...………………....Netherlands
Most Likely To Support The Hanseatic League Anyway.…....Paraguay
Nobody can explain how the points are calculated.
Granite can.
Unfortunately the explanation requires three charts, a measuring tape and a seventeen-minute lecture about enthusiasm coefficients.
The Hanseatic League itself is currently ranked 11th despite not participating.
This is largely due to enthusiastic support from Bluestocking patrons, two letters to the tournament organisers and one exceptionally persuasive banner.
Most observers consider a top-ten finish entirely achievable.
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